This morning........

Iris: Daddy, go get my backyardigan chair!

Daddy: Iris, you're able to get it yourself . I think it's in the garage.

Iris: (in desperation) Noooo, you go get it..I want you to get it! I caaan't get it!

Daddy: (ever so patiently) Iris, I can help you, but how can you ask me nicely without whining?

Iris: (resigned) Daddy, I just can't stop whining.